Violence Stalks Our Streets

Corwen Foulsbane  – 6/20/2020

Over the past several weeks, Paradise City has been shaken by a series of explosions and by the sound of gunfire in the streets.

Shocked residents have reported running gunfights that left them fearing for their own safety, as a lone armed woman roamed the city, wounding at least one police officer. The felon was challenged and eventually brought down by brave staff and customers of the Dirty Shame roadhouse.

Dirty Shame staff member Irene Martin played a crucial role in halting the gunwoman’s rampage. Ms Martin said, “It felt scary to be honest, I didn’t know what was going to happen… but I just did what any other citizen would try to do”.

The gunwoman, known as Sid Madrid, had previously attempted to rob Ms Martin and others on the premises of the Dirty Shame Roadhouse, and has escaped prison on at least one occasion. She is currently on probation following her most recent crimes.

Meanwhile, the most recent bombing incident targeted the popular Bare Naked nightclub. Several people were injured by the blast and required hospital treatment.

One of those injured was the Club Bare Naked manager, Blink. He commented, “It’s scary man, just spending time at your club and someone explodes a bomb on you. No police response at all, don’t feel very safe.”

The suspected bomber, Vreni Dexler, remains at large. Local police have requested that any sightings be reported to them, but citizens are discouraged from approaching such a dangerous and probably armed individual.