SPECIAL FEATURE: CIVIC SANITATION EXPERT SPOTLIGHT
Special investigative Journalist Jonathan Hoag shares his Interview with the newest member of the city’s Civic workforce.

by Jonathan Hoag

 For a long time people have been expecting the police to clean up the streets of Paradise City., but perhaps they are looking at the wrong people, Mr Cameron O’Flage has taken on the role of Special Civic Sanitary Engineer.

-Cam0: If you call me Cameron again i’m going to shoot you, and I’m the Garbage Truck Driver.

What prompted Mr O’Flage to take on this exciting new role?

-Cam0: I got sick of stepping outside the bar and straight into a pile of putrescent garbage. I figured someone had to do it, and the Bar doesn’t get too many customers early in the morning.

So the streets will be super clean from now on?

-Cam0: Umm, i only empty the bins. All the garbage in bags on the pavement will be cleaned up by a special collection. We are just waiting on the mayor to sign off on the budget.

Which parts of the Job does Cam0 find the most rewarding?

-Cam0: As well as the generous wage i get from the city , i find ways to make a bit extra as well. For example the bin near the fancy car in Lisa Lane, had a “Mandingo Butt Buster 5000” with contra rotating heads in it. I’m sure if i get new spark plugs i can get it going and sell it. Then there was the bin with incriminating photographs of city officials……

Is there anything you don’t like about the job?

-Cam0: The dead bodies. I don’t know why but people insist on putting them in with the recycling. Its just not on, they need to put them in with the general waste, and i wish they’d dismember them first , they slide into the truck much easier.

Anything else you’d like to say?

–Cam0: Come and enjoy a Beer at Pablo’s and watch the dancing or let your hair down and dance on the tables……. Hey come back here asshole, you said you’d pay me for this interview……..