Attack on Paradise City by Armed Assailants

Staff Writer

It started out as a normal Saturday morning in Paradise City. Local businesses opening for the day, citizens rising and having breakfast and going to church. Yep. Just a normal Saturday in Paradise, and then the 911 call comes in. Armed men have taken over the church! PCPD dispatched their finest to investigate the report. Officer Cam0 Flage confirmed the report and immediately moved back to set up a perimeter and call for backup. Three heavily armed men were in the church and clearly preparing for an assault on the city. The citizens of Paradise quickly responded. They dropped what they were doing, grabbed their gun and rushed to the scene to defend their city. Clearly, these criminal scums were unaware that Paradise City has more guns per capita than even Texas. They were about to learn of this the hard way.

As the local citizens converged on the church, the gunmen made their move! They rushed out of the church, guns blazing. Within moments, the first gunman was taken down by east side Ranger Johanna Renfold. Another malcontent was shot by local club owner Blink, who sustained non-life-threatening wounds in the process of defeating the attacker. The last gunman was shot down like a dog by the president of the Fallen Angels MC, Heather Frimon. Hot shell casings littered the ground on the east side as the citizens checked on their injured and reloaded. Most injuries were minor. The citizens had successfully defended their city. A short time later, two of the assailants, after tending their wounds, tried to mount a second assault, as the third member of their team made a hasty retreat. The two remaining were quickly dispatched, the final assailant defeated by local Dirty Shame Roadhouse manager Irene Martín.

It was soon discovered that these three losers were part of a gang based in another city called the DBG. They were sent to Paradise by their leader to take over the city, while he remained behind in his bunker. The citizens of our city handed them their hat, easily defeating his initial assault team. Was this his crack team? The best his gang had to offer? It would assume so since he must have expected these three to take over our city. Clearly bad planning, lack of skill and poor leadership was the failure here, as he grossly underestimated the citizens of Paradise. After receiving the reports of his team’s total failure to complete their assignment, this ‘leader’ came to our city to parley, or so we thought.

Death Dolls leader Skip Oplinder and Fallen Angels president Heather Frimon accepted parley with this.. gang. Rather than admit his defeat, this Mister Modan, AKA The Barbarian, commenced to issue threats and challenges as a half dozen of his gang stood behind him and egged him on. The local leaders informed the barbarians that their only interest was in defending Paradise City and if they returned with intent to do harm, they would be defeated again and again. Before leaving, their leader said he would wait four days for our decision. Promising not to attempt another attack on Paradise for four days. This turned out to be a lie, but nobody expected a leader that calls himself the “Barbarian” to stand by his word.

Stay tuned for Part 2 of this in-depth report.