District Attorney Exposes More Than Corruption At Gala Ladies Night Event on Valentines Day

Staff Writer

 Paradise City District Attorney Nick attended the Blacktops Night Club Valentines Special for ladies. While there he uncovered several examples of corruption.

“We are proud to have such a well endowed DA in Paradise City,” explained Mayor Missy G. Ghost. “His talent extends far beyond the courtroom.”

Men were not permitted in the night club on the February 14 event, except those scheduled to dance. Nick was one of those men. “I couldn’t believe how big he is,” exclaimed NPC bachelorette Desire. “He showed me there was more to legal practice than examining briefs and books.”

However the DA’s exposure also included statements that have residents questioning whether public funds are being misused. In a statement the DA suggested that he was acting on behalf of charity. Humanitarian organizations throughout Paradise City however have not declared any significant contributions by the attorney or Justice Department.

“We are doing what we can to investigate,” explained Paradise East Ranger NPC Cadet Cody Young Gun.

The Rangers have accepted the case to avoid any confusion that might arise from the partnership between the DAs Office and Paradise City Police Department.