Santa’s Sleigh?

Possible Santa Sighting in Three Hoe

By Staff Rreporter 12/24/2023

An unusual sleigh has been spotted in the Three Hoe Nudist Camp pulled by reindeer. Yep, actual reindeer! Could this be Santa’s ride or an elaborate prank with regular deer with moose horns attached? Or, maybe Santa really has landed in Paradise City. There is no sign of the driver, so we have to assume he’s on the ground in Paradise somewhere. Maybe the big guy stopped for a little rest and relation to take advantage of the Three Hoe amenities. A chance to shuck that heavy clothing and get in a little hot tub time before he continues his journey around the world. Hopefully, he is just here looking for good girls and boys because nobody wants to see that. The police have issued a BOLO for Santa with instructions to just send any reports to the PD and to not approach the subject. Santa is known to shun crowds and we don’t want to interrupt his activities. Tatti, please do not mug Santa. Also, do NOT feed the reindeer. We can’t be sure what flying reindeer eat, and the last thing we want is to ground Santa because of sick reindeer. It would look very, very bad for Paradise City if Santa’s trip was ended here.

 Merry Christmas, Hoe Hoe Hoe!